Welcome to the Winds of Shit. This is meant to be a continuation of my old blog, which had a layout disaster of 9/11 porportions. Essentially the Shatner banner and blog title didnt center properly anymore so I just could not post new content without wastjng hours trying to correct the issue until in frustration led to me taking a "choke shit" (along the same lines as choke sex or what David Carradine did) to alleviate my stress. So then I did the layout for this a while back but then never got around to actually cranking out content because my computer is busted.
Anyways at this point I'm just going to attempt to run the blog exclusively from my iPhone. I apologize in advance for any shitty embedding issues or stuff like that as I attempt to take this beast mobile.
The mobile factor will hopefully lead to more awesome pictures of hilarious things like the guy at my gym who looks like Rob Schneider. And hopefully I can find other benefits of doing this crap off of my phone to offset how shitty it is writing it from my phone.
Like they always said running a blog is like masturbating outside of Sea World no matter how much effort you put in sometimes you get caught with your pants down.
More to come so open your butts...
